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24 December 2008 @ 10:37 am
"... you're gonna love my nuts"  
haha, someone at spawn.com posted this and it really made my morning!

pay attention to what he says at 0:55, hehe

PS: i want that slap chop thingy!
sarahtoalaskasarahtoalaska on December 24th, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
wow... you think someone would have caught that!

Slap chop?? Someone went threw the effort of making this thing, the designed it to be cleanable (Which is cool), and they couldn't come up with a better name???
madladyred: sushimadladyred on December 25th, 2008 12:15 am (UTC)
that could not have been an accident. i think they were maybe just going for plausible deniability.

still, it is pretty cool - he makes it look like fun.
i love the line "we're gonna make american skinny again one slap at a time" :)
herzogravenherzograven on December 25th, 2008 01:39 am (UTC)
haha i know that could NOT have been by accident ... since they HAVE to edit sound and picture after they shoot it ... i mean someone must have caught it, hehe

but yes, the way this guy talks cracks me up
and i like how he keeps saying "you don't have time for breakfast ... eat more salad .... "

too funny
mrsteerpikemrsteerpike on March 31st, 2009 02:51 pm (UTC)
Well, he is right...I do have boring tuna...I can barely remember the last time I spent a romantic evening on a beach watching the sun set, with a drift wood fire crackling away at my feet, with a tin of tuna. days gone by I suppose.

"I'm going to have an exciting life now." Really? Are you sure these aren't the droids...I could have SWORN it was them on the memo I got...oh well. I'll check later. Move along. Move along.

"Breakfast to go, and you're gunna love my nuts." I wouldn't puke over that shit, but having to worship another mans testicles simply for the right to own this...thing is a little steep a price for me. Though I'm noticing a theme here with the nuts and the slapping and the chopping and the pickle....I no longer surprising that he roughed up a hooker after she bit his lip and refused to let it go. "Here's a move I call the "Slap Chomp, Vince."

"If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand." Surely, you are but a God amongst us mere mortals, confined to a life of chopping with entire appendages, never knowing the glory that it must be to render who nuts into a fine paste.

I'm sorry Vince, the reason I "slap away every day" is not because that thing is easy to clean. I'll let you ponder that one on your own Vince.

Again, you are right though Vince...one slap at a time will make America skinny. I've heard that each act of masturbation can burn between 100 and 150 calories! "But Vince!" says I, "that's like a whole beer!" Cut out the beer and slap away and that's like a million calories right there!

Vince, you go too far! surely no single device is capable of grating multiple colours of cheese!

Can't do this all day? What about part of every day?
mrsteerpikemrsteerpike on April 1st, 2009 12:31 am (UTC)
You know, it occurs to me that after watching this (again, he's just so mesmirizing! Like a pole dancer with leprosy, you just know there's a betting pool on which body part is gunna fall off next...but I digress) for a second time, I notice that a lot of his food is already in a certain state of preparedness. I mean, that fucking thing is 2 inches high, of course you're gunna have to bust out the knives to chop stuff up just to fit in the fucking thing.
Vince, wanna impress me, throw a mango and a pineapple under that thing and make me a salad....cunt. Anyway, if you're going to bother to slice up a mango, why are you going to get more equipment dirty? Sure, it cleans in a snap, but you still have to clean it....
Maybe this is the chef training talking now...but that thing minces HORRIBLY! I see FLECKS of stuff in the same pile I see larger chunks! Good luck cookin' with that crap! you'll get burned and raw, in the same miracle pot!
The more I think about this thing, the worse it gets!
Though I can see a potential market in some version of this that'll do home circumcisions.
"One slap, and you've hemmed the tip. Two slaps, you're Jewish! You're going to lead a thrifty life!"